I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Can you imagine Sebastian Stan getting the script for Cap 1 and being like “oh hey, check out what a ladies’ man I am! Look at all the chicks I’m scoring! No more sad gay boys for Sebastian!”
And then he gets the script for Cap 2.
I CAMT STOP LAUGJNG
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek